Quote o' the Day

"Bush is terrible. Everyone hates him. Historians will also hate him. Stop trying to pretend that all the stupid shit he’s done over the past seven years was secretly awesome." -Brad of Sadly, No! on how "history" will judge GWB.

This may become a regular feature

Now, far be it from me to step on the toes of one of the world's awesomest bloggers, Josh the Comics Curmudgeon, but Pluggers is a terrible cartoon. I have a lot of rage stored up about this, and annotating the comics page of The Pioneer Press in response to particularly heinous panels is just not going to cut it anymore. Goddamn, do I hate Pluggers. Forget the italics, though. Too lazy to do that all the time. Fucking waste of space that I love to hate. Champion of "everyday" working-class killjoys who are fat, elderly, cheap, anti-elitist, and anthropomorphized freaks of nature.* Anyway, I was especially horrified by yesterday's:

PLUGGERS ARE ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS.

I knew Rush Limbaugh had to be involved somehow.



*This statement should not be taken to mean that I think there is anything wrong with being working-class, fat, or elderly. The other things, though, definitely.

Goddamn Cheeseheads

So I think I've been living with people from Wisconsin for too long, because I find myself constantly craving cheese. Especially cheddar. And nothing less than medium sharpness. Is it the salt? Is it the dairy? Is it the delicious orange flavor? It's hard to say, but perhaps I should remedy the situation by carrying cheese with me at all times. Yum.




I say fuck the apple, though. Just eat the cheeeese.