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Saturday, October 28, 2017

Shameless Autumnal Self-Promotion

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GUUUYYYYSSSS I'm still living and doing comedy things. I've got some more movie live-blogs in the chute that need illustrating, but ...
Thursday, September 28, 2017

Horror Classics: Candyman

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This movie is so incredibly from the early '90s. I am pretty pumped. Let's do this! Someone is whispering about blood under a b...
Friday, July 28, 2017

Still Alive

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Hey guys, I'm still alive and doing things in the world. I have a few movie live-blogs pending still/always, but in the meantime, here a...
Thursday, January 19, 2017

An Extended Vomit-Based Metaphor for Our Current Political Moment

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Barack Obama doesn't WANT this kid to throw up on his face, but he wouldn't really be mad at her if she did because she's an...
Friday, September 23, 2016

Horror Movie Classics: The Fog

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[Editor's note: I watched The Fog  several months ago and have not been able to get myself to finish editing and picture-captioning this...

33: The Jesus Year

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GUYS, today is (was) my 33rd birthday. I spend a lot of time agonizing over my wasted youth (Stay out of school, don't do academia, k...
Friday, August 19, 2016

America's Killer New Epidemic: Secondhand Whiteness

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[Editor's note: It should be obvious that white people are not actually the real victims of racism. Those horrors are large and small an...
Thursday, April 07, 2016

When Bennie Met Mallory: A Short Story

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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. DON'T @ ME ABOUT POLITICS. Source The two esteemed statespersons sat across from each other for th...
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