Or I'm just a monster

It's possible I've been reading too many outraged/incredulous feminist responses to Ross Douthat's recent lamentations about how few babies (white) American ladies are having these days, but I totally thought this Frigidaire tweet (I don't actually follow Frigidaire, I swear) said "kid-free" instead of "kid-friendly."

DO NOT MAKE SPAGHETTI OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN, PEOPLE!

I suppose non-child-meat-containing foods are technically "kid-friendly."*

*Also, what is going on with the uneven capitalization here? All or none, people. "Kid Friendly" is not a brand name. I can tell by how there is not a trademark symbol next to it.