Have you guys been like, "What does Lauren think about the latest
Pluggers panels?" NOW YOU WILL KNOW. It's still pretty bleak out there, kids.
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Pluggers have so many health problems, they have to take pills the size of their giant chicken fingers, I guess. And/or their prescription drug tolerance is so high, they've resorted to crushing up their daily cocktail of pills into one comically large capsule they can tell their grandkids is just a "vitamin." |
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I'm a notorious non-coffee drinker, but even I know this is sad and gross. |
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Bitches don't know how to drive or get places and should probably not be in cars at all unless it's in the BACKSEAT, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. For sex. To have sex with them. |
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Pluggers don't have a lot to live for. |
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SIGH. |
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