TERRIFYING: Lauren Watched the Mulaney Halloween Episode

Motif is convinced their dead neighbor is haunting his room. Mulaney steals the dead guy's jokes because somethingsomething writer job. The girl roommate tries to inherit the dead guy's rent-controlled apartment. Andre trick-or-treats. There's a subplot involving a shiva for the dead guy and missing catering. IT'S SO GOOD AND SO SCARY, GUYS. SCARY GOOD. JK, it's not good.

I WATCH NEW HIT SITCOM MULANEY AWESOME COOL PREMIERE PILOT YEA

Hey, guys. There is a new sitcom on the Fox Network (have you heard of it?) starring "comedian" (I've never heard of him) John Mulaney. The commercials look TERRIBLE. I have decided to subject myself to some of these episodes for the benefit of Personkind. Here I watch the pilot for you. You're welcome.

Drunk Ghost Hunting and other business

Guys, remember when I posted that hilarious drunk ghost-hunting teaser video? I finally finished editing the actual "ghost-hunting" parts of the footage, so here it be:



Also, you have a few more days to enter my Neuro giveaway contest! Do you or someone you know need to calm the fuck down and/or get the fuck off the couch? Get yerself a free case of neuroBLISS or neuroSONIC courtesy of M80. Email me your reasons why you should get it. Or don't even include reasons, just tell me you want them, and you just might win because no one else is entering. I'll color you a picture just for entering! Do it now, otherwise Scout (kitty), Lola (doggy), and their lovely owner Elissa will win them ALL and you will be SOL:

You even don't want to see how vicious she gets on caffeine, bro.

Clearly, this one's the frontrunner so far.

Get ready for drunk ghost hunting, friends.

The internet has helped us document and enjoy drunk history and drunk cooking, why not drunk ghost hunting? (I refuse to Google that shit, because somebody else is probably already doing it.)

Behold:



Stay tuned here/on YouTube/whatever for all the spooky findings!

The scariest thing this election season

Guys, forget all the threats to women's reproductive rights, the economy, or just exactly how Muslim Barack Obama is. Let's put our fear back where it belongs: on dragons (and Mitt Romney).



Fancy new (to me) camera and editing software = slightly classier videos than before!