Exactly Who I Want to Be When I Grow Up*

I've seen this video posted around the 'Osphere but finally watched it via Shakesville. Gladys is from Texas, is 88 years old, wants to make sure Ellen doesn't look like alfalfa onscreen, and says, "I love Jesus, but I drink a little." (Proselytizing plug: A commitment to Jesus, The Sexy Gay will eliminate any conflict of interest there for ya!) Enjoy the adorable/awesomeness: *Besides Ellen herself, obvs.