|THIS IS A CAN OF THIS STUFF.|
FLAVOR: Mmm, tasty fruitiness. This is really quite delicious in a juicy way. It's on the less-carbonated side. I like it a lot. Not too different from a Monster Khaos (one of which I have in my fridge at home what-WHAT? Also, I have apparently never officially reviewed it which shall be remedied soon, THXYRWELCOME).
EFFECTIVENESS: About halfway in, I'm feeling a bit of a pick-me-up. I'm not particularly exhausted today since I didn't have to work in the morning, also I'm not drinking for the month of April, so I've only been staying up until, like, 3:00 playing the Bianca Shade Edition** of 2048 instead of 5:00. 2/3 of the way through, my legs are shaking and I'm feeling pretty good, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED MY JOB SITUATION IS AWFUL SAVE ME. Now I've gone into an anxiety spiral. I should maybe lay off the caffeine while I'm at it, but I know I won't.
OVERALL: It tastes good! It works! Drink that shit! 4/5
*Wonkette does it, so I can do it, too.
**You guys are watching Drag Race, right? I want to be/be friends with/possibly date Bianca Del Rio.