Double Disappointment of the Day

Tragically, many young Americans are now too fat for the Army. This combines two of my greatest concerns in this world: TEH OBESITY EPIDEMIC and fulfilling military recruitment quotas. I shake my fist at you, modern America! What would George Washington say if he had been able to talk with those wooden teeth he had to wear because of all the scurvy and malnutrition back in the day? (Jezebel)