- The man is an incompetent parent.
- Bitches always be crying, apparently.
- Dudes can't handle emotions, so must escape from their families and drink away the icky taint of femininity.
Apparently this Jill character is my mother.
Ladies hate aging, but love being skinny like teenagers!
Jill is trying to instill in her daughters the inevitably of their gendered household roles. "Forget that book-larnin', little lady, it's time to do some washin'!"