The internet is creepy sometimes

You guys, I'm spending this Never Forget Day never forgetting in sweats on my couch, experiencing the last throes of some sort of sudden and unfortunate stomach bug that befell me in the middle of social activities last evening. But anyway, so I was looking at the weather forecast, like you do, and saw this creepy ad (see crudely circled area):

Sure, we'd all like to look "hot" naked, but I don't think that involves being flayed first. Gross.