Quote o' the Day

As per usual, Svutlana uses her adorably eccentric idiomatic English to give great sex advice [I swear that I am not the letter writer she references]:

At best you tolerate each other sexual tastes and if be in moods pretend for like, but easy listen will always feel unnatural for you and you will never be able for orgasm for Josh Groban.

Profuse apologize Svutlana for last times, but in ends you may need for dump easy listen fiancé and find heavy metal lover, Ms Ohio.

SRSLY. Love.