Rebel Yelling: Volume III

Isaac and I present to you another of Matthew Jarzen's stellar undergraduate newspaper opinion columns. And while I know we all use "they" in the singular in conversation in order to remain gender neutral, it's still ungrammatical, mmkay? You don't WRITE that shit. I can has editor? Also, we wear funny Halloween teeth: Conservativism defined: Are you really liberal? (Matthew Jarzen, UNLV Rebel Yell)