So I think I've been living with people from Wisconsin for too long, because I find myself constantly craving cheese. Especially cheddar. And nothing less than medium sharpness. Is it the salt? Is it the dairy? Is it the delicious orange flavor? It's hard to say, but perhaps I should remedy the situation by carrying cheese with me at all times. Yum.
I say fuck the apple, though. Just eat the cheeeese.