John McCain is apparently running for President

First: a cheesy video about his life. John McCain is a mama's boy. Duh. He didn't die in the military or as a P.O.W. because "maybe he had more to do." There is an old man reading from John McCain's book. Is this supposed to be interesting? Constant torture and isolation "could have" produced someone bitter or angry. Totally not like John McCain at all. "Country first." Personal relationships last. Inspirational photos of troops in Iraq. "NO ONE cherishes the American dream more than John McCain." Could we measure that in a bar graph? Anybody? Phallus Strength.