I hate to say, but via Perez Hilton (no link, I'm sorry about my ethics), I found this story about a DRUNK PONY WHO FELL IN A POOL. Made my fucking day. Love to party with ponies!!1!eleven~!
Anyway, HISTORY BLOGGING TOMORROW. I already know what I'm writing about, but I had, like, "responsibilities" today that I actually had to take care of. Then a drinking/game-night party, so that takes priority. OBVS.