Julia's FDR Limerick

This week's historical magic from the Julia:

FDR was a man in a chair

To any other president, he's hard to compare

Leading through Depression and War

He was pretty hardcore

And ruled for like 84 years, I swear

I caught the last third of tonight's Presidential debate and was greatly outraged by John McCain's douchey assholishness, as well as his Grin of Old Man Rage™.