Franklin "Baby" Pierce was a drunken hot mess
His charisma led to some early success
But for four antebellum years
He disappointed his peers
And was never again to lead the U.S.
And then better late than never:
Tippecanoe and Tyler too!
When the president croaks, what's a country to do?
The answer's easy, you see:
Just hire JT!
A Pres who was virile and loved a good screw.
It is so nice to see someone still writing the classic artform of limericks besides myself. It has become a lost art over the years. Keep up the good work.
ReplyDeletePaul Venier
http://www.strategicbookpublishing.com/BrandSpankinNewLimericks.html
ok, that Tippecanoe & Tyler Too is my favorite presidential limerick yet.
ReplyDeleteA fine art form indeed! I do what I can to please the masses.
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