Sunday, November 23, 2008

Double Presidential Limericks!

My most nerdy pal Julia is back with a vengeance with two awesome presidential poems: From this week:
Franklin "Baby" Pierce was a drunken hot mess

His charisma led to some early success

But for four antebellum years

He disappointed his peers

And was never again to lead the U.S.

And then better late than never: Tippecanoe and Tyler too!

When the president croaks, what's a country to do?

The answer's easy, you see:

Just hire JT!

A Pres who was virile and loved a good screw.


  1. It is so nice to see someone still writing the classic artform of limericks besides myself. It has become a lost art over the years. Keep up the good work.

    Paul Venier

  2. ok, that Tippecanoe & Tyler Too is my favorite presidential limerick yet.

  3. Jufoolius Q. Limerick11/24/08, 10:18 AM

    A fine art form indeed! I do what I can to please the masses.