I've never seen anyone less self-aware than this guy.
This man has a green sparkly guitar, and on his new album, "Pop melodies mingle with massive electric guitars, driving beats, and the gleam of techno-wizardry." I wonder if that's something you can major in at Hogwarts. Anyway, Chris Dane Owens has one of the most epic music videos I've ever seen, directed by an Academy Award-winning special effects guy. Seriously, go watch it. It will change your life.