Cats?! Who wear unpatterned cotton-poly blends?! There goes the neighborhood.
At least this one isn't about drugs or crapping.
I checked out the comments section under this panel at Gocomics, and my Irony Comprehenso-Meter was giving me high negative readings for a few submissions, including:
"Hi!, Hello!, Howya doin! … Hey!, I think those shirts would fit me. Must be that middle-age thingy. XD"
"I think I have both of those shirts."
but especially
"Pluggers know that all the claptrap about diversity is nonsense."
A sincere use of "claptrap," especially in relation to something "liberal," "progressive," or "humane" earns an extra 35 points towards qualifying as a real-life Plugger. Congratulations, "
FishStix"! An examination of your commenting records demonstrates an inclination toward unfunny one-panel comics. A true Plugger.
Cats?! Who wear unpatterned cotton-poly blends?! There goes the neighborhood.
At least this one isn't about drugs or crapping.
I checked out the comments section under this panel at Gocomics, and my Irony Comprehenso-Meter was giving me high negative readings for a few submissions, including:
"Hi!, Hello!, Howya doin! … Hey!, I think those shirts would fit me. Must be that middle-age thingy. XD"
"I think I have both of those shirts."
but especially
"Pluggers know that all the claptrap about diversity is nonsense."
A sincere use of "claptrap," especially in relation to something "liberal," "progressive," or "humane" earns an extra 35 points towards qualifying as a real-life Plugger. Congratulations, "FishStix"! An examination of your commenting records demonstrates an inclination toward unfunny one-panel comics. A true Plugger.
Also happens to demonstrate an affinity for Fish Sti(x)cks, a decidely Pluggeresque food.
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