Plugger-induced identity crisis

Am I a Plugger because I get food stamps during the school year? Also, is Mrs. Chicken Lady Plugger so hard up, she must turn to cough syrup to get drunk? Also, WTF? How many lines of credit do these people manbeasts HAVE?! Judging by the ever-increasing patheticness of the downward spiral that is the Plugger Addiction Storyline, I predict that the next item on the Plugger agenda involves getting one of their grandkids to explain the interwebs to them so they can check out how to try this thing they've heard of called "identity fraud."