Did you hear about that musical douchebag?

Why Jay Smooth is one of my internet boyfriends: John Mayer's "white privilege is a wonderland." In a rivaling awesome move, one of my internet girlfriends, Melissa McEwan, in response to Robert Pattison AKA the Emo Prince saying some ignorant misogynist shit: He has "evidently decided to use his interview with Details to apply for the hotly-coveted apprentice douche position at John Mayer Industries." Oh the funny. <3 interwebz