Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Vote for your choice for the return of the presidential post! No electoral college necessary to fuck things up for you!

Greetings, all, from America's Militia Belt! Remember: it's not "terrorism" if white people do it. Unless it's health care reform, and then it's RAPE by a scary presidential black man.* Man, all these awesome token changes to the existing private health insurance industry are just SUPER and totally life-changing (although I do wish I lived near my parents so their health insurance could cover me again until I turn 27 in six months--am I that old already?). It's like sixteenth-century Germany up in here, there's so much reformation going on. (Yes, I went there.) Anyway, so remember when I used to write about U.S. presidents and history and whatnot and my banner was totally relevant? No? Okay, so it's been awhile. Anyway, I've figured out which presidents I haven't covered yet, and I will let YOU, my two or three regular readers, decide which one I take on first! VOTE IN THE COMMENTS PLZ:
  • James Madison
  • William Henry Harrison
  • Zachary Taylor
  • Millard Fillmore
  • Grover Cleveland
  • Woodrow Wilson
  • Harry Truman
  • Lyndon Johnson
  • Richard Nixon
  • Jimmy Carter
  • Bill Clinton
  • George W. Bush
I am not including Obama, because DUH that is still happening. Actually, the only still-living ex-president I've posted on was Bush Sr., and that was kind of challenging, what with him doing new things all the time and people editing the Wikipedia page and there being just kind of too much information available for a good, shortish, snarky piece. However, I will bow to the whims of the masses: who's next?

*Quadrupledly fucked up.


  1. Woodrow Wilson please :D

  2. I'm putting in a vote for Taylor. I bet he has some good stories.

  3. I vote for Woodrow Wilson, too. All I remember about him was failure.

  4. Josh and I both vote for Woody.

  5. My random guess for any presidential trivia question, and my vote, is Millard Fillmore. Double-ls, yo.

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