Chief Plugger Gary Brookins (probably) has better things to do than troll Google looking for unknown bloggers who insult his comic

Hey friends! Look at how unemployed I am! As you can see, I explored all the new blog templates, etc. I am at the library where I looked at academic calls for papers for a little while and now I am going to make fun of Pluggers because it is air-conditioned here and not at my apartment:

While I think this is a common impulse, we can all agree that it is a terrible, terrible idea. But whatevs, Pluggers are all going to die soon anyway.

It is no surprise to me that Pluggers enjoy two of the worst comics ever, since, you know, they read Pluggers and then submit shit to it.

Hipsters are apparently Pluggers now.

Speaking of unibrows, how did anyone ever consider this sexy? I know it's been said before, but seriously, I just watched that movie for the first time in its entirety and it is so, so gay.

My father-in-law is a Plugger.