I went to see "Eclipse," and all I got was this righteous indignation

Shockingly, the latest "Twilight" movie is super-terrible, but slightly less boring than the first two movies. Still too much horrible "vampire" makeup and sad-face from Edward and Jacob joins the team of dudes who want to control Bella. Anyway, the whole thing smacked of a fucking purity ball. The scene when Edward rejects Bella's sexual advances and then immediately proposes to her and totally makes it all better is when I lost it. That might have been about the time my flask was emptied of vodka, making the rest of the film more painful. Anyway, I used MSPaint to make a visual summary of the film's plot (sans all that stupid vampire/werewolf fighting shit that is really beside the point):