Okay, I'll just pretend to be the Comics Curmudgeon for a bit
What this New Year's party clearly lacks is enough booze to cause an ill-advised makeout session.
This isn't really funny, it just reminded me of my childhood. Fucking all-A's doesn't mean shit.
I don't know what this means, but I'm going to remind everybody that Julian Assange is a RAPIST. In case you forgot.
Yeah, and totally not racist or anything.
First of all, not real cute with that singular, frightening fang. But I do suspect my husband might be taking these pills because he's so GOSHDARN ADORABLE. (please excuse my gross married person rantings)
This made me laugh. Also, women love that nautical shit.