|This is what this shit looks like.|
Forget about caffeine and sugar. [Ed. note: Why would I do that? EVER?] Ultra pure water with just enough oxygen is all the clean fuel your body craves, with no nasty side effects like stinky breath or rotten teeth. Drink WAT-AAH! ENERGY and you just might run FAST-AAH!There are a lot of exclamation points on this packaging for something that has no caffeine, but here goes, I suppose!
Flavor: it tastes like water.
Update: It continues to taste like water. It is cold because it was in my fridge earlier and it is probably a lot less likely to leave a sketchy orange residue on shit like the turbid runoff-infested shit we call tap water here in NW Ohio (not that I don't drink it anyway, we're all getting cancer from somewhere). I'm bored with its not-flavor and the stupid screaming guy on this bottle is stupid.
Effectiveness: I have yet to feel any "energy" from this stupid fancy hippie crybaby face water that is yelling at me, but I do predict it will make me need to pee and then seek out some actual caffeine here pretty soon. Not recommended because obviously.