|How cute is this rocket? Via.|
Anyway, apparently "Energy is old news. Energy Plus is where it's at." Energy PLUS... vitamins, I guess? It does promise to "rid [my] brain of clouds," though I think that is what my super-extra-strong allergy/sinus meds are doing already, but I guess it can't hurt to really blast those brain clouds out.
FLAVOR: With the first whiff, I was worried it would taste like cough medicine, but it's not too bad. Lightly carbonated I think maybe it's supposed to be kind of cherry flavored? The drink's makers claim that this is a brand new flavor, Incredibly Refreshing®. Yep, they registered that shit. It's not bad. Definitely different from most energy drinks. Between Incredibly Refreshing® and the partial carbonation, it's quite easy to drink.
EFFECTIVENESS: I've drank down to about the widest part of the rocket (the body tube? I just spent like ten minutes between phone calls trying to figure out what the main body of the rocket is called), and I'm already feeling something. Anyway, I think it's working, is what I'm saying because of how much time I was willing to devote to rocket structure research. Fuck you, brain clouds! At twelve ounces, it's neither too small a serving for caffeine fiends like me, nor so much that you become jittery (which I'm kind of into, but whatevs).
Overall, I'd say RECOMMENDED. I don't quite feel like blasting off, but I feel pretty brain-cloud free. (I was thinking about MSPainting a picture of a brain and clouds or something, but I guess Zun isn't quite strong enough for me to maintain that kind of motivation half an hour after finishing it.)