Pluggers: even yet, still horrifying

I just wanted to take some time out of editing down a seminar paper to fulfill an answer on my comprehensive exams here to point out something disturbing I saw in the local newspaper during my break this afternoon:

Apparently pluggers are just straight-up trading sexual favors for prescription drugs these days. "Martha Gilbert" isn't even embarrassed about it.

ALSO: Depending on how irresponsible I feel later on, I may or may not be live/drunk-blogging the first presidential debate tonight.