David Caruso is better than substantive blogging

My weekend has been filled with magical drunken shenanigans fed by Sparks Plus 4-packs, pie-baking, and daytime energy drink-homework attempts-nap progressions. Anyway, the season premiere of CSI: Miami is my birthday, so in its honor, we looked up the awesomest awesome awesomeness of David Caruso magic. ENJOY IN MY BLOGGING ABSENCE: