Tears of clownishly over-emotional lady comics

Via Feministe, I have discovered a fellow named John Glenn Taylor who can explain to all of us why the ladies got to be cryin' all the time. I have often wondered what it is exactly that causes my feminine tear ducts to lose control and leak all over my face. Well, through extensive vintage romance comics research, JGT has uncovered and classified many of the situational triggers for this icky emotional response. 'Tis teh awesome: Panels 66: Why Chicks Cry (Easily Mused).