Top 5 Crappy Joes

I'm going to make a sweeping, baseless generalization: dudes named Joe suck at higher levels than people with other names. Here are some important examples to back my assertions up: 5. Joe Lieberman- "Democratic" douche 4. Joe Wilson- Yelly Republican douche 3. Joe "the" Plumber- NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY 2. Joe Jackson- Exploity/abusive douche 1. Joe Francis- RAPIST/PORNOGRAPHER DOUCHE Am I right? Douchalicious Joes.