I'm going to make a sweeping, baseless generalization: dudes named Joe suck at higher levels than people with other names. Here are some important examples to back my assertions up:
5. Joe Lieberman- "Democratic" douche
4. Joe Wilson- Yelly Republican douche
3. Joe "the" Plumber- NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY
2. Joe Jackson- Exploity/abusive douche
1. Joe Francis- RAPIST/PORNOGRAPHER DOUCHE
Am I right? Douchalicious Joes.