"Stay away from Pumpkinhead
Unless you're all done living.
His enemies are mostly dead.
He's mean and unforgiving."
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
|Not to be confused with this.|
An old hag wanders in from the woods to claim one of the bodies that was apparently taken from her pumpkin patch. The old woman knows everybody's name and is rumored to have "powers". She takes her body back, which is convenient because Molly and some other people whose family members were killed need it to turn into Pumpkinhead and get vengeance on whoever has done whatever it is that has been done. The witch gets them to add some blood to her potion or whatever and now there's a demon guy. Apparently the original Pumpkinhead movie came out in 1988, and this is one of two sequels made for Syfy back in 2006.
|Our culture totally doesn't have any problems with women who are independent and/or not considered sexually viable anymore.|
|Not this, either.|
|Pumpkinhead has no time for your "religion."|
|This is what he is wearing. Sinister syringe is optional.|
Okay, the Doc shows up to take out head injury guy with his syringe, and when Pumpkinhead shows up too, the doctor finally figures out it's after him. I take it whatever happened to all those bodies from the beginning was syringe-related too.
|Earlier: Molly Sue and Doc survey the damage.|
|The ghost guy, Pumpkinhead, and the Queen of the Prom.|
|"Her veins are coarsing with vengeance." Ouch.|
Overall rating: 2/5 ironic thumbs up
Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud is on now, but I don't think I can handle any more of this.