|This appetizing image borrowed from this unhappy consumer.|
FLAVOR: A little citrus-y, basically like any other standard energy drink flavor. I actually kind of like that flavor and have been known to order vodka/Red Bulls at bars sometimes if I'm feeling a little sluggish.*
EFFECTIVENESS: I am about 1/3 of the way in, and my leg is a-shakin' slightly more than normal (I'm a fidgety lady, okay?) and I'm feeling slightly giddy. God, I wish I could go on Facebook and harass my friends right now. I guess I could go look at Twitter, but it's really not the same. Okay, I just went and fucked around on Twitter a bunch because apparently the church hasn't figured out that it's a social networking site and blocked it yet. I am feeling a bit hyper halfway through and each time the phone rings, I am on it SO FAST. Great receptionist or GREATEST receptionist?**
Here, I made a ridiculous picture in MSPaint:
|Me on Max Velocity. You're welcome for the new ad campaign, Albertsons.|
RECOMMENDED. It gave me a good boost, the flavor wasn't bad, and it was cheap.
*Don't heart palpitations make you feel alert?
**This is a trick question because I still have to consult my directories to figure out who the hell to transfer calls to at least half of the time. Probably better than a real cheetah at answering phones, though. Nice try, no-thumbs! Also, watch out, the robots are coming for you, too. I don't know how this footnote turned into me taunting cheetahs.