Wednesday, September 12, 2012
The Wizarding World of Harry Plugger*
Okay, when I saw this in the newspaper, I totally thought that chicken plugger-lady was talking about Voldemort, not "Valumart." Also, those are some cheap-ass paper towels. Don't blow your nose on that shit, it will get chapped. But since Voldemort doesn't have a nose, we can't really expect him to the know the difference, I suppose. I hope there are no allergies in Wizard Hell or wherever he's gone now.
*If you don't start behaving yourselves, I WILL start photoshopping Pluggers/Harry Potter mashups.