|I did not pour my drink into a large glass and then violently drop an ice cube or an actually cherry in it at the reception desk. That would be messy. I'm a PROFESSIONAL, people.|
Well, Bing's (BING's) creators are not named Petey. I don't know who the hell Petey is. Maybe their dog? Maybe he is the Guy with Bing on His Head? I'll continue researching, but I need to open this can before it gets too room-temperature.
FLAVOR: Providing at least light carbonation is key to making almost anything palatable to drink. Bing's got that. It's definitely more candy-cherry than cherry-cherry flavoring, despite being made with real cherry juice (5%). That means they've added enough sugar. Not bad.
EFFECTIVENESS: I'm about halfway through the 12-ounce can, and I think I'm feeling something. I was worried when I bought it that it would be one of those "energy" drinks made with juice that is just supposed to energize you with the power of healthy vitamins and positive thinking or something, but it does actually have caffeine and taurine in it, and seems to be going well for me.
I still can't figure out who Petey is. You'd think there'd be, like, an FAQ page or something. IT IS A MYSTERY.
*Apparently MySpace still exists.