The Unbearable Pluggerness of Being

It's been some time since I mocked the world's second most easily mocked newspaper comic!* Here's some recent gems.

Pluggers believe that the Cold War is still going on.

Pluggers are resigned to ever-increasing waistlines.**

Pluggers are to blame for the continued presence of Jay Leno anywhere near a television camera. Thanks a lot, Pluggers.

Apparently belts with room to grow are not enough for Pluggers anymore. Pluggers are planning on gaining a ridiculous amount of weight.***

Pluggers are more boring than words can describe. See Leno comments above.

*#1 is clearly Family Circus.
**This is not actually a joke.
***Still don't get it.