|Pluggers believe that the Cold War is still going on.|
|Pluggers are resigned to ever-increasing waistlines.**|
|Pluggers are to blame for the continued presence of Jay Leno anywhere near a television camera. Thanks a lot, Pluggers.|
|Apparently belts with room to grow are not enough for Pluggers anymore. Pluggers are planning on gaining a ridiculous amount of weight.***|
|Pluggers are more boring than words can describe. See Leno comments above.|
*#1 is clearly Family Circus.
**This is not actually a joke.
***Still don't get it.