PEAK PLUGGER HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

Shut it down, guys. I can't believe I didn't know until now that the comics page's sloppiest love letter to mediocrity achieved its most glorious moment back on January 27th. I sincerely apologize for slacking on my Pluggers coverage.

There is nothing left to say or do. We've reached peak Pluggers, and of course Pluggers entirely lacks self-awareness and has continued to print more comics each day. But we know. We know.

It can never get more Plugger-y than this.