|It's the middle one. But SRSLY, a good deal through June 30.|
EFFECTIVENESS: I'm about 60% of the way through, and I'm definitely perking up. I'm not going to lie, I also dig doing internet research about which company owns which. I get all jazzed up. Somebody hire me to do research for them, PLZ. But anyway, I drank the whole thing and have a decent caffeine buzz going. So definitely high on the efficacy scale. Here, let me make an energy drink efficacy scale in MSPaint.
It took me a couple of hours and I had to use like, math and grid lines, but here 'tis:
OVERALL: I would highly recommend this cheap-ass SA energy drink. It doesn't exactly taste good, but it got me up to Max Velocity-levels of random MSPaint art inspiration.
*Note to self, do not abbreviate this product that way. We've got Nazis in Minnesota, after all. TOO SOON.